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Holy Shit EP

by Blanchard

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    SOL-CD-006 is packed with the mammoth EP "Holy Shit" with bog roll lyric sheets. Dig it, Loser!

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  • Holy Shit 12" heavyweight CLEAR lathe​-​cut (DIT-017)
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    12" heavyweight CLEAR lathe-cut EP courtesy of Do It Thissen Records & Lathe Cuts - doitthissenrecords.bandcamp.com
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    Each lathe-cut comes with typed lyric sheet shit tickets, an A5 print of the cancelled release tour poster, heavy duty polythene protective outer sleeve and a download code.

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1.
Why do we venerate the mouth Where the evil does come out In the form of poison words That can drive mankind to murder Shit is life Shit is death Shit is love Shit is all we have left And why do we shun the rear That which we should be holding dear For it creates the dirt From which life on Earth was birthed Shit is life Shit is death Shit is love Shit is all we have left
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Swinging loosely by their side Shame hides inside translucent disguise What I wanna know, what I’ve got to find It’s the answer to the mystery as old as time What’s in the bag?
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The blues ain’t blue They’re murky and grey They came in through my door And took the good times away They came in the evening Stayed on the next day The blues ain’t blue They’re murky and grey The blues ain’t got no reason The blues ain’t got no rhyme They came into my house They took away what was mine They came in the evening Stayed on the next day The blues ain’t blue They’re murky and grey
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Fatberg 03:59
250m long 130tonnes Dripping and oozing with semen and grease The man-made monster that they found in the east Fatberg Fatberg A warning sign of what is to come What has been done cannot be undone A blockage in the cycle of humus The shame of waste will one day undo us Fatberg Fatberg

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a reflection on the "Holy Shit! manifesto" by the artist Friedensreich Hundertwasser. A derisory essay on man's disconnection with waste and the decomposition and putrefaction that fuels our very existence.

The EP spans 5 tracks of equally scatological material all at break neck volume. Culminating in the superb ode to the extravagance of modern western civilisation - Fatberg.

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released May 1, 2020

Written & Performed by Blanchard
Recorded & Mixed by Matt Heap at Suff Studios
Mastered by Tom Dring at Vagrant Recordings

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